Take the following quiz and keep track of your answers.

If you found a five dollar bill laying on the street you would:
A)Put it in the bank
B)Spend it on Milkyway Bars and comic books
C)Leave it there, because bending over and picking it up would require work
D)Give it to a needy organization (i.e. The Naperthrill Chapter of Spiritual Libations)

Ride
A)My bicycle! Bicycle!
B)My face to Chicago
C)The crazy train
D)I don't like your attitude mister

Vestigal appendage is to mountian as bubbler is to:
A)Syringe
B)See answer D
C)Eggshell
D)See answer B

Why?
A)Why not?
B)Because
C)My left testicle (or if you will, ovary)
D)Theronuclearglobalwarfare

If an alien race of ubercows landed on earth and decided that the only way for humans to pay for their past trasngressions against earth cows was to subject us to freakishly bizarre sexual experiments, you would be:
A)Happy
B)Mad
C)Elated, but not quite overjoyed
D)What's an ubercow?

I like ice cream.
A)Yes
B)Anti-semite
C)Why?
D)I feel bloated

One shot of liqour is:
A)All I can take
B)A mouthful
C)Whatever's left in the bottle
D)Worth two in the bush

Do Wah Ditty Ditty Dum Ditty Do
A)Ramma Lamma Ding Dong
B)Hey Hey Humda Hey Da Hey Da Hey Hey
C)Zoom Zoom Zoom And A Boom Boom
D)Musha Ring Dum A Doo Dum A Da

Soylent Green is
A)People
B)The San Fransciso Treat
C)Smurf byproducts
D)Dear God when will this test end?

One, Two...
A)Buckle my shoe
B)Winnie the Pooh
C)Coo Coo Ca Choo
D)I don't like your attitude mister

HELP HELP HELP I'M TRAPPED IN THE MONITOR LET ME OUT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
A)Sure
B)No
C)Both A and B
D)Tuna Fish Sandwich

If train A leaves Los Angeles going 25 miles and hour bound for St Louis, and train B leaves Chicago heading for Seattle going 75 miles an hour, where will they meet?
A)Bismark, West Dakota
B)Trains are a myth propagated by the Communists
C)The third circle of Hades
D)I can't read

Apa-thor is
A)The Subaquatic, ultrasonic, semi-bionic Clone of Dr Funkenstien
B)The All-night Crazoid craving for pure egotronic unsatisfunktion
C)The Offical representative of Funkentelechy; protector of the Pleasure Principal, Cosmic John the Bop-ist
D)I haven't read the part of this webpage pertaining to the Triumvurate and its forms yet, you dunderhead

Finish this limmerick:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
A)Who sat on a bucket
B)Who said "Aw fuckit"
C)At his curds and weigh
D)Went wee wee wee all the way home

A=4, B=3, C=2.5, and D=.2254699999
But, if you bothered to actually keep track of your answers, then you should probably go find another ethical code.