Divine Reasoning Behind Marcin's Trip to America

Marcin failed to bring sloth to his former home, because Stalin beat him to it. His coming to America is truly a divine accident; his pursuit of good booze and bad TV led him to a society torn between the public belief that puritanical hard work leads to fulfillment, and the private conviction that leisure time means partying like it's the last night on earth. We, as Americans of the generation following X, have been conditioned by the culture in which we live to seek out a moderate existence: to avoid work, to avoid pain, to seek pleasure, and to complain listlessly about what we don't like. In all of these things, Marcin is our divine example. The Jub-Jub's initial vague hope of preventing the rise of Cro-Nasal Sapiens may yet be realized: by causing the Soviet BLOC's painful transition from Communist to Capitalist, and by creating a revolt of pure apathy among the inheiritors of American Capitalism, Marcin shall cause the collapse of the world economy, thus causing everybody to shrug and say, "Oh well... got anything to drink?"