There is no preist class in this religion, nor is there any required ritualistic worship. However, it is recognized that gatherings are likely, and are indeed recommended. To this end, we offer the following suggestions -

• Let there be a host of general spiritual leader for the gathering. This will help move the service along. Duties of the host are decided upon by the host himself, but should probably involve ensuring lack of pain for his guests (i.e. providing liquor, especially to minors).

• Let there be a religious soundtrack for the event. We recommend a mixture of P-Funk and cheesy whiteboy rap acts.

• Scour your local video store or TV Guide for what might very well be the most heinous productions to ever see the light of day. We recommend Cool As Ice, Bad porno movies, and the WB's New Wednesday Night.

• Feasting is strongly encouraged. We recommend White Castles and burritos as big as your head.

Perhaps the greatest rule of celebrating Marcintology is that there are no rules beyond having less pain. Get down and groovy as you see fit. Whether that means all out Roman style origies to wearing velvet clothing and drinking grain alcohol while browing pornography alone in your living room, we hoesntly don't give a rat's ass.

Peace and Humptyness forever,
The Naperthrill Church of Spirital Libations.

This manifesto signed January 14, 1999

Zach The Musobibliofilmological Multimediating Vizier
Dr Bickity Bam, Dogmaticsystematicsuperpropagandic Viscount of Libations