The grander the idea, the simpler the language necesary to convey it. Well, Marcintology is the exception to this rule. But we're all about exceptional apathy, so let's get to listing the meager points.

The entire essence of Marcintology is the theory of less pain. A believer in Marcintological doctrine will do their best to avoid pain, and, if possible, attain pleasure.

Marcin is the physical manifestation of the Jub-Jub. We do not worship Marcin. It is more a self-affirmation. No matter how pathetic and lazy we are, we are always better when compared to Marcin.

There is only one divine mystery of Marcintology: In order to be orthodox, you must be heretical.